FFFC

I Took Fandango’s challenge, so fun!

FFFC

Could you believe this!
I just got married, my wife of only a few hours ago,    handed me this sewing machine we just received as a gift.  She said, "honey could you go outside, take this, and fix the problem out there.  She smiled and added, I dare you!"  
So here I am!
 "Oh, those three cops behind me;  so funny, they are asking that driver for his vaccination card."